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1 month ago
Anonymous asked: OMG gurrl, yo skin is faaaaabulous~
Divines, thank you. It’s about time someone noticed - I moisturize, like, five times a day with the blood of unsullied virgins. Those are hard to come by in Skyrim, you know?
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1 month ago
Anonymous asked: hey, sexy vexy. Can I pick your lock?
I don’t think you have enough lockpicks to try.
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1 month ago
((I’m baaaacccckkkkkkk))
Sorry ‘bout that. Got a bit lost on the road of life.
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1 month ago
ask-jack-thejesterking asked: Vexy!!!
One, never call me that again. Two, yeah, I’ve been on an extended job for a while, trying to find the last few stones of Barenziah. And then I got distracted. You know how it goes.
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Notes: 1 / 1 month ago
Anonymous asked: Fuck you Vex. You're nacho supreme bitch that deserves to be dick slapped by Brynjolf and Mercer Frey.
How enlightening.
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Notes: 30 / 1 month ago from ask-jack-thejesterking (originally from taintedhope2690)
I’m sorry. I don’t know why I did this. Please don’t unfollow me.Excuse me, but what’s all this rubbish?
Wow…I know the Guild worships Lady Nocturnal…but…isn’t this a tad far?
It isn’t worship, technically. And for the record, I’d remember somethin’ like this happenin’ no matter the occasion— even if I’m blackout-drunk.
Mmm…either way I am never letting you or anyone else live this down….this is just way too good…heheheheheh
Er— right. Have it your way, then.
Heh…juuuust kidding there Delvin! However…where can I get a set of robes like that? Something tells me I can make some people bleed from the eyes wearing them..
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1 month ago
Anonymous asked: Would you want kids?
Eh, I don’t know. I don’t really have much experience with them and all of the children I’ve met or heard of have either been a) actually bloodsuckers or b) controlled by a monster under their castle. But you know… Honorhall is a horrible place and maybe I wouldn’t mind adopting.
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2 months ago
((HIATUS UNTIL I GET BACK FROM VAYKAY. I’VE NOT BEEN ON VACATION SINCE GRADE 3. AHHHHHHH!))
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Notes: 2 / 2 months ago from askladyvaermina
((Playing Enter Sandman by Metallica…awww yeah))
((I was thinking more Mr. Sandman by the Chordettes XDD))
(Source: askladyvaermina)
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2 months ago
korrigan-lazerus asked: Vex! You're just who I wanted to see! Tell me- have you any burglary jobs available? I feel it's high time I lined my pockets.
You’re not. I suppose I have a few jobs, if you’re willing to take the risk.
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2 months ago
askthenakedcourier asked: ah ms. vex, i have your "discreet package" it won't stop vibrating...
Oh don’t act so scandalized - I’m not the one running around full monty, am I?
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Notes: 8 / 3 months ago from ask-mehrunesdagon (originally from ask-mehrunesdagon)All your hopes and dreams are dead: ask-vex replied to your post: I was going to ask previous owners, but then I realized they’re a) dead b) wish they were...
I angered my first daedric prince. Mom would be so proud.
Mom? Wait a minute…….don’t tell me your mother was the one who had the affair with Sheogorath
It’s possible. She liked gold and cheese.
G-g- Really? Well my apologies for being rude then, child. Your mother was the most unpleasant of people, and us daedric princes couldnt have been more happier for Sheogorath.
Oh, that’s nice. She was rather unpleasant, wasn’t she? Well, just for that you can have your razor’s hilt back. The buyer freaked out anyway.
((did I just make that canon? ohshit XD))I DON’T WANT IT KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!@?#$^ ITS IN THE MORTAL WORLD FOR A REASON.
Oh really? I didn’t remember. (Dammit, foiled.)
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Notes: 8 / 3 months ago from ask-mehrunesdagon (originally from ask-mehrunesdagon)All your hopes and dreams are dead: ask-vex replied to your post: I was going to ask previous owners, but then I realized they’re a) dead b) wish they were...
I angered my first daedric prince. Mom would be so proud.
Mom? Wait a minute…….don’t tell me your mother was the one who had the affair with Sheogorath
It’s possible. She liked gold and cheese.
G-g- Really? Well my apologies for being rude then, child. Your mother was the most unpleasant of people, and us daedric princes couldnt have been more happier for Sheogorath.
Oh, that’s nice. She was rather unpleasant, wasn’t she? Well, just for that you can have your razor’s hilt back. The buyer freaked out anyway.
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Notes: 8 / 3 months ago from ask-mehrunesdagon (originally from ask-mehrunesdagon)All your hopes and dreams are dead: ask-vex replied to your post: I was going to ask previous owners, but then I realized they’re a) dead b) wish they were...
I angered my first daedric prince. Mom would be so proud.
Mom? Wait a minute…….don’t tell me your mother was the one who had the affair with Sheogorath
It’s possible. She liked gold and cheese.
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Notes: 8 / 3 months ago from ask-mehrunesdagon
ask-vex replied to your post: I was going to ask previous owners, but then I realized they’re a) dead b) wish they were or c) should be. Not that I think there’s any connection there… Anyway, go ahead and try. You were always the least terrifying of the daedric princes anyway. Last time I heard, you were too busy getting your ass handed to you by a mortal to bring wrath upon anything. But okay, sounds good to me.
What you fail to realize, is that amulet is broken, and the time I come back again, your feeble akatosh won’t be able to stop me, as he won’t have a means to. Now what can any of you mortals do? Nothing. Now you would do well not to anger me anymore than you have, for my patience is running thin with you, thief.
I angered my first daedric prince. Mom would be so proud.
